September, 2008. Boy was I wrong then, but let's just see who has the last laugh in 2010.
Senator Obama (D-Galilee) has adopted the "Justin Timberlake Defense" rather than nut up about his lipstick slur. A gentleman would have apologized, but then again, a real man wouldn't have said it. Since all is now fair, apparently, I give you, in the voice of an angry Hillary voter (do I repeat myself?):
OBAMA HAS A PURTY MOUTH
Barry, you... dear,
Did this sow's ear
Hear right or are you joking?
Even Slow Joe
Appears to know
Whose pig it is you're poking.
Your lame denial
Just makes us smile
When we see your tiny prick
Of conscience
But you lack sense
If you think we'll forget quick
How Gadarenes
Of the mainstream
Pressed to cup your silken purse.
Ignorant swine,
In slow decline,
Swallowing your pearls (or worse).
Phony Jesus,
You can't please us.
You're one more flaccid porker.
No boar: a bore,
A boor, a snore--
Our Hill? O!, how'd you dork her?
Play your race card
You soft, and hard-
ly high-toned, politician.
Ow! (uh?) you howl?
You dare cry foul
'Bout a "common expression"? .!..
So now we're fish,
You metro swish?
Stick your finger in our eyes?
Well, "Pigs" will do--
We'll vote for you
On the day that we can fly.
Sarah Palin
Is impaling
YOU, and you WILL remember:
It's YOUR lipstick
On your wee wick
That we'll mock in November.
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ReplyDeleteThat’s what you get for voting me
Well everything you had is gone, as you can see
That’s what you get for voting me
I ain’t the kind to keep my word
With every new group that I’ve found
Lying is my stock in trade I’m screwing you
There will be no country when I’m through
So don’t shed a tear for me
I ain’t the leader you thought I’d be
I have 300 million more like you, so don’t be blue
I’ll have a billion more ‘fore I’m thru
Now, there you go, You’re whining again
Now, there you go, you’re whining again
Well some day when the economy is on the mend
I just might pass some bs again
That’s what you get for voting me
That’s what you get for voting me
Well everything you had is gone, as you can see
That’s what you get for voting me.